Moron-itis

Seems I'm staying away longer and longer 

My head is still not in the game so it's been a bit difficult

to piece two words together to form coherent sentences

seriously, I opened my mouth to say something to hubby

and I swear it came out backwards

He looked at me confused

I laughed and only managed a "Whoa!"

Still doing really stupid things

Brainless really

Like when I was tearing down the wheelchair ramp

I forgot how to change out the drill bit on the electric drill

I was too embarrassed to call the hubs so I went to You Tube

But there's something satisfying about demolition; so it was worth the search

Then in the middle of helping hubby pull apart the door panel to my car to repair a window

I set my camera on the car

Considering I haven't seen it since

And that there was a strange thump and flash of something passing my rear view mirror

I'd say it's along the road somewhere

Pissed doesn't come near describing how I felt

But it was kinda fun walking with hubby along the road

Each shouting 'pop can!' 'beer can!' at our latest finds

Alas, no camera

Hubby was planning to buy me a new one for my bday 

and says he'll buy it now

I said I'm punished and don't deserve one for 1.5 yrs

That'll teach me for being stupid

My Mama had me try on a belt she made

It had a little loop to hold the ends together

That somehow disappeared from the moment of her handing me the belt

We looked everywhere; no loop

She kept saying it was impossible; I kept telling her

thank GOD this happened in front of you because I thought I was going nuts

I keep misplacing things

But the one that makes me cringe is....

I sorta typed out a list of intentions

that when I read it makes me cringe in embarrassment

but I thought ok Universe I'm going to make this happen

I set my crystals and other stones to bathe under the full moon

And in a last ditch attempt at being brave

rolled up my intention list and set it under the stones

In the morning I brought my stones in

And the list was gone

Now I cringe at the thought that my list is rolling around the neighbor's yard

And that he/they will read it and.....

ugghhh

I hope either the dog ate it or it's in some bird's nest
(waiting to be spread around the town)
double ugghhhh

Good news is

I have a doc appointment Tuesday

I wonder if he has a pill that takes away 'moronitis'
 ~ ~ ~
But besides all the goofiness and feelings of 'upside-down-ness'
I'm still oh-so-grateful for everything
Makes no sense right?