Seems while I was on vacation
And the house lay still and quiet
That those who walk the corn rows and stealthily watch for unsuspecting prey
Decided to move in and lie in wait
Launching an attack
The hubby put out traps
They're inhumane I cried as my mind reminded me what we're up against
Jumping at a sound that sounded like a shotgun in the night
I lay still
Hoping it was fast and painless
To my horror this morning I find the demon is still alive
And I'm torn between pity and horror
Unable to help him I run to the neighbor and plead my case
He'll be here soon to save me
(the big bad biker)
And since I'm perched feet up upon my stool
I figured I'd post this note
In case the neighbor fails and it becomes my last
Now I'm no police sketch artist but if I should disappear
please pass this on to the local authorities
the perp won't be hard to miss
he's atleast 4' tall, oozing bloody venom from his fangs
nails so long they sound like high heels across marble
And please tell said authority not to mistake him for a field mouse
I hear he's part of a gang of human-devouring mutants
Oh crap....retaliation from the others?!
I think I'll wait for neighbor while sitting on the roof
Elena is having a *moment* again folks.
ReplyDeleteThe REAL BIKER ELENA will return after the attack (and great exaggeration) of Mouse-O-Phobia passes.
I've never seen a mouse in a *Human Beater* shirt before.
I think I'd pay to see the real deal.
Yeah, that would be cool!
Especially holding the dagger in his tail. (Elena, only monkeys in this hemisphere have prehensile tails...well, opossums do too I think....but I'm SURE little mice do not....)
XXOO~~
Indiana Anne (tipping fedora)
Superman has kyrptonite. I have the mutant. heehee
ReplyDeleteEewwwww!!! I have had this problem several time over the course of my lifetime. I HATE them when they are running around in MY space!! And then when they are dead in the trap I think, "Oooh, he looks SO cute!" I once used a sticky trap and I don't think you want to hear how THAT turned out!!! It was horrifying!!! So, I hope that neighbor hurries up and that you only have ONE!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou need a cat!
ReplyDeleteHa,ha Elena. You should have called your post Angels and Demons......
ReplyDeleteToo funny...but I'd have been up on a stool myself!!!
ReplyDeletewe only have wee beasties here, none of these mutant wife beater wearing poison fanged knife wielding bloody beasts. You poor thing! have you come down off your stool yet?
ReplyDeleteBuah ha ha ha ha!!!! Looks like your creativity is baaaaaack!!!! Although this is a side of it I have never seen!
ReplyDeleteI'm not so sure they make traps big enough for your 'little' problem. :)
Looks like a job for Super Cat!!!!!
they only bother me if i can see them....inside my house.
ReplyDeleteotherwise, they really are just trying to get back outside...or at least that's what i tell myself...
we have never had mice here....but the cottage....oh the cottage has had mice :)